June 2013
2 posts
May 2013
5 posts
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
Does this include pilots….we’re pretty much glorified bus drivers.
accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle
April 2013
7 posts
Listen
beyourselfunlessyoucanbeaunicorn:
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
> Squeeeee
oh my GOD YIGFBIERDJGMOPES
I LITERALLY JUST SHIT MYSELF THINKING SOMEONE WAS BEHIND ME……AND I’M AGAINST A WALL. I KEEP THINKING THAT SOMEONE IS TOUCHING MY HEAD AND FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
I through off my headphones when he whispered in my ear
LIFE DOESN’T FEEL REAL ANYMORE
hOLY CRAP
REBLOGGING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE I FELT THE GODDAMN BAG OH MY GOD I FELT IT AHHHHH
i FLIPPED MY SHIT WHEN HE PUT THE BAG OVER THE HEAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SUFFOCATE AND THEN WITH THE WHISPER IN THE EAR OHMYLORD
OMG OMG OMG OMG
what is going on omg
my brain tickles
THAT WAS AWESOME
March 2013
12 posts
- Police: where do you live?
- Me: with my parents
- Police: where do your parents live?
- Me: with me
- Police: where do you all live?
- Me: together
- Police: where is your house?
- Me: next to my neighbors house
- Police: where do your neighbors live?
- Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
- Police: tell me
- Me: next to my house
